- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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