- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

bees knees

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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