Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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