Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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