There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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