How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

The Pope

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

shut up iggy

one day i went to bed

ass in my face ? no

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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