How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

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