What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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