- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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