- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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