What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Jersey Shore

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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donald................duck for president

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Women's rights.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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