- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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