A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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