Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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I am a nigger.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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