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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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