- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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