how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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ass in my face ? no

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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yes... that's the joke

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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