What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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