how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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