Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Your mama's so fat.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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PUDDING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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