Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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