Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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