Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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