- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Women's rights.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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