An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What is a chair?

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Today is May 18 2016.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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