Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Breast cancer.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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I am a n1gger.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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