- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

mark is mark

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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