What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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i have yougurt with tractor

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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hi patrick

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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