What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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kevin kim

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Mike tyson

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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