What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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a man is running away

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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