Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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