Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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