when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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penus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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