- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Womens Rights.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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