What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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