Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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EGGPLANT

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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