- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

knock knock who's there no one

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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