Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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