What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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