What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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