What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Hello, nice to meet you.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Cancer

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...