Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Nippies

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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