- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

No.

A: B: No pun intended.

Women's Rights.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

whats long and green? weed

Woman.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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