- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Penis

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

The BCS

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Gianni

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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