- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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