Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

School

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Your Mom.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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