Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Take off your shoes.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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