What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

ass in my face ? no

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Womens Rights.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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