Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Your existance.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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