- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

where wally? wallys a myth.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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