Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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