What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Hello, nice to meet you.

hi patrick

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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