There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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