What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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This is not an anti joke.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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