what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Mike tyson

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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