What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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a potato flew around my room

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What is more worse than death? Death

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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