- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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