I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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the asian kid gets an F

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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