what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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