What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

i like turtals and kids

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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