- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

spell backwards: taco cat

A mans opinion.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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