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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Bob dole

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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