Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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The Barackness Monster

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Anti Joke

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