- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Donald Trump

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Spread the net.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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