- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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