Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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i have two hands.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Anti Joke

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