A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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No.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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BenWuzHear

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obama leadership

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Nickelback

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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