Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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