- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

I said I hate niiggers

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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