- Anti Joke

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

your mother

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.