- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Gorden Brown.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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