What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

what is sticky and brown?a stick

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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