Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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