What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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