- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Women's rights.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Give me thumbs up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Donald Trump

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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