- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Ju... Just why?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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