Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Anti Joke

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