why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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