A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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