- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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