Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

AIDS

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

skurfboards we love fat kids

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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