An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Hello

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

i'm funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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