- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's 9+10? 19

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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