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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Penis.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Jersey Shore

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

GONNA

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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