What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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