Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Penis.

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GONNA

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Jersey Shore

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Needless to say,

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Wy did the chicken?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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