- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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