How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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I can't see my forehead

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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