- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

A cow says moo and explodes.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

thermodynamics?

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Whats white and sticky fluff

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What's funnier than 68 69

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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