Hi? No!!!!!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Well educated black man.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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