A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mitt Romney penis

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Anti Joke

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