when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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