A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Hi? No!!!!!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Well educated black man.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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