Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Obama

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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