- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Obama

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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