- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

donald................duck for president

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

ME NAME IS JEFF

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