Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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