- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Women.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

you know whats funny the letter Q

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

we all know sammi has a penis

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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