- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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