- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

A seal walks into a club.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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