Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

raping black women

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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