What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

black guy graduating high school

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Penisland

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Butt Sex.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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