Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Your Mom.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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