Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

President Donald Trump

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Men's Sports

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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