Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Once upon a cross

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

*spongebob voice* 25

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

I can't see my forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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