- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

I enjoy anal.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you hold someone in suspense?

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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