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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Chicken penis.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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